Women are always women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.















































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show


PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.

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Quotes by Great Leader of India , Mahatma Gandhi.....!!!!!

Mahatma Gandhi
The Musings of the Mahatma
Answers for our Times
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.
God sometimes does try to the uttermost
those whom he wishes to bless.
When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator.
Happiness is when what you think,
what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
If we are to teach real peace in this world, and if we are to carry on a real war against war, we shall have to begin with the children.
I look only to the good qualities of men. Not being faultless myself,
I won't presume to probe into the faults of others.
There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.
It has always been a mystery to me how men can feel themselves honored by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
It is easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to befriend the one who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of true religion. The other is mere business.
In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart.

















YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND._._._ .MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO !
BE HAPPY,IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA

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MOLOSSIA - The smallest republic in the world

MOLOSSIA

The smallest republic in the world

The Republic of Molossia is a micronation founded by Kevin Baugh and headquartered near Dayton, Nevada, U.S.A.

It consists of Baugh's house (known as Government House), backyard and front garden, as well as two other properties in Southern California and Pennsylvania. According to author John Ryan, Molossia is "a hobby... that has been pushed... to the nth degree."^[1] Originally established as a childhood project in 1977, Molossia subsequently evolved into a territorial entity in the late 1990s.

Republic of Molossia
Micronation
Flag	Coat of Arms
Motto: Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained Anthem: Molossia, Nation in the Desert by Kevin Baugh

Micronations generally have a number of common features:

1. They often assert that they wish to be widely recognized as sovereign states, but are not so recognized.
2. They are small; those that claim to control physical territories are mostly of very limited extent. While several micronations claim hundreds or even thousands of members, the vast majority have no more than one or two active participants.
3. Some issue government instruments such as passports, stamps, and currency, and confer titles and awards; these are rarely recognized outside of their own communities of interest.

It consists of Baugh's house (known as Government House), backyard and front garden, as well as two other properties in Southern California and Pennsylvania

According to author John Ryan, Molossia is "a hobby... that has been pushed... to the nth degree."

The Republic of Molossia is a micronation founded by Kevin Baugh and headquartered near Dayton, Nevada.

 

Originally established as a childhood project in 1977, Molossia subsequently evolved into a territorial entity in the late 1990s.

 

The Republic of Molossia claims to be a sovereign, independent nation-state, located in and completely surrounded by the United States, making it an enclave nation. As a result, it has adopted a system of government recognizably similar in structure to that of a sovereign state.

Amusing images of the republic? of Molossia.

And if you do encourage your students to use the Molossia website as an example of a false website, please ask them to be nice about it. Some comments that I have read on student blogs are quite rude, and that is NOT called for. And rest assured, if I read a student's report on the web, and they are rude, or just incorrect, I WILL write them directly to set them straight.

Thank you.



His Excellency President Kevin Baugh
Republic of Molossia

 

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