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Dear All,
  
URGENT!!! PLEASE CIRCULATE to your friends, family and contacts.
 
In the coming days, DO NOT open any message with an attachment called: Black in the White House, regardless of who sent it to you.  It is a virus that opens an Olympics torch that burns the whole hard disk C of your computer.  This virus comes from a known person who you have in your list.
 
Directions:  You should send this message to all of your contacts.  It is better to receive this e-mail 25 times than to receive the virus and open it.  If you receive a message called Black in the White House even if sent by a friend, do not open, and shut down your machine immediately.  It is the worst virus announced by CNN.  This new virus has been discovered recently it has been classified by Microsoft as the virus most destructive ever.
This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee.  There is no repair yet for this kind of virus.  This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the hard disk, where vital information function is stored.

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Husband and wife very funny

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     Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

    It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

    Wife: No darling, it means,

    With Idiot For Ever

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

    Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

    So I'd be in your hands all day.

    Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

    So I could have a new one everyday.

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

    Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

    Pills.

    Wife: When must I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

    Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

    Husband: You should have known it the minute

    I asked you to marry me.

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

    Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

    So I bought 3 movie tickets.

    Wife: Why Three?

    Husband: For you and your parents

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

   Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

    Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

    Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

    A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

    ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******

     After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

    You know, I was a fool when I married you.

    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

   ******************************


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