Funny cute jokes, awesome , mind blowing

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 Long back,
 a person who sacrificed his sleep,
 forgot his family,
 forgot his food,
 forgot laughter were called
 "Saints"
 
 But now they are called..
 "Engineer-professionals"
 
 
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 An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
 " If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

J
 
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 Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
 Love is always present..
 Its just that,
 One loves too much,
 and
 
 The other loves too many,
 
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 Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary..!
 BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
 
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 Philosophy of life
 
 At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
 Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
 
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 What is a Fear?
 Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
 When pages of your book still smell new
 and
 Just few hours left for your exams..!
 
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 Jus4Fun
 Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot
 answer"
 No Wonder why so many of us remain speechless when lecturers ask question..!
 
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 Boy: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
 Shopkeeper: Oh sure..! How about this card, it says "To the only Girl I ever
 loved.!"
 Boy: That’s good, Give me 12 of them..!
 
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 After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have
 an
 opening for you..!
 Applicant: What is it?
 Interviewer: It’s called the "door..!"
 
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 A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
 Drive Slowly, Don’t kill our Employee...
 ......... Leave them to us

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