good one liners - sms jokes

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A . Ek Bigadti hai to  'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai 
 

Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What's the similarity between  MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A . In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A . Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?

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